Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Women are..

Ohh mann, this blog was getting so serious! Mind you, my life's much better.. The "Ohh mann" proves that.. ;)..

I am sure, all guys would agree to what's coming next, @ one of the, or the, most important factor of our lives: Women... And, for my "women" friends, I have not written this, so please spare me of the rod.. ;).. Enjoy..

WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES…!

If you praise her,
She thinks you are lying;
If you don’t,
You are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes,
You are a wimp;
If you don’t,
You are not understanding.

If you visit her often,
She thinks you are boring;
If you don’t,
She accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed,
She says you are a playboy;
If you don’t,
You are a dull boy.

If you are jealous,
She says its bad;
If you don’t,
She thinks you do not love her.

If you kiss her,
You are not a gentleman;
If you don’t,
You are not a man.

If you attempt a romance,
She says you don’t respect her;
If you don’t,
She thinks you do not like her.

If you are a minute late,
She complains it’s hard to wait;
If she is late,
She says that’s a girl’s way.

If you visit another men,
You are not putting in “quality time”;
If she is visited by another women,
“Oh, it’s natural, we are girls!”

If you kiss her once in a while,
She professes you are cold;
If you kiss her often,
She yells that you are taking advantage.

If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
You lack ethics;
If you do,
She thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction.

If you stare at another woman,
She accuses you of flirting;
If she is stared by other men,
She says that they are just admiring.

If you talk,
She wants you to listen;
If you listen,
She wants you talk.

In short :
So simple, yet so COMPLEX…
So weak, yet so POWERFUL…
So confusing, yet so DESIRABLE…
So damning, yet so WONDERFUL…

………………WOMEN!

3 comments:

FateGlimpse said...

You should watch Chris Rock's videos on youtube. Funny take on women :)

Princess said...

Did you write this yourself??

Hilarious... but not entirely untrue ;-)

That's just how we're meant to be!! And bet you like us no way else!

Cheers!
Anuja

P.S : You may find some of my blog posts on this topic interesting - read the tag "gender benders".

Darshan P. Mundada said...

@ Fate: Sure.. I will google it..

@ Ma'am Lonely: For matter of fact, I did not, though I enjoyed adding a few paras to it! ;)

And, I would have to lie, if I would deny your claim! Yes, it is no way else.. :) And bout your blog, it's interesting.. I am reading a entry a time.. :)